Don't forget little ol' Wales on your trip to the UK! You won't regret it! :D

Hi my friend

How are you? I'm Mert.

Actually I m from Turkey :)) but I live in Mexico

So let's keepn in touch and I can teach you spanish or Turkish!

This year I really want go to U.S.A
I want do a small America tour..-Chicago,Miami,California,Newyork, Las Vegas and S.Fransico

HEY BABY

Hello!!
I'm having a pretty good week so far. Hope all is well in Stockton :)

Hey there fellow vintage fan :) How's life in California?
I'd love to visit that side of the US some day. I have relatives over there and in East Hampton. The lady in CA actually works for 20th C Fox :)

I've read Ann rice's vampire Chronicles a long time ago but i lan to re-read them for a friend so we have something to gab about lol!!! and hello to you to!!!

You look a lot like Katherine Mcphee

Welcome. Hello how are you today. A great site for long

Hello- I am looking for penpals who can make me laugh and smile. I am also looking for people who can take excesss fbs. My name is Josh Cowan and I like to tell people that I have a disability called Creabal Palsy. I am 32 years old but have a good since of humor and can be kind of silly. :-)


Redneck computer terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log Off: Don't add no wood.

Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.

Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.

Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.

Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.

Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.

Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.

Byte: That's what the flies do.

Chip: What to munch on.

Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.

Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.

Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.

Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.

Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.

Port: Fancy wine.

Enter: C'mon in.

Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

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