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A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"
"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"
"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."
An Mendi man, a temene man and an Limba man were lost in a forest and then they were captured by cannibals.
→ The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
→ The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get ten (10) pieces of the same kind of fruits.
→ The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
* The limba man came back and said to the king, "i brought ten (10) apples", then the king explained the trial to him,
▬▬▬▶ϻ ►▬▬▬▶ 'you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
→ The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
→ The Mendi man arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When the king
explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this
should be easy....
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
→ The yoruba man and igbo man met in heaven.
** The yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....
*** the limba man replied, "i couldn't help it, when i saw the Temenebman coming with Watermelons!!!
→ The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
→ The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get ten (10) pieces of the same kind of fruits.
→ The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
* The limba man came back and said to the king, "i brought ten (10) apples", then the king explained the trial to him,
▬▬▬▶ϻ ►▬▬▬▶ 'you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
→ The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
→ The Mendi man arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When the king
explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this
should be easy....
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
→ The yoruba man and igbo man met in heaven.
** The yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....
*** the limba man replied, "i couldn't help it, when i saw the Temenebman coming with Watermelons!!!
yes its simple 4 me to recomend but we hv to be friends
Hello, maybe you could help and support me- I am searching for the most popular music productions of your country or also from Africa in general- I am interested in the music from 80es, 70es, and favorite preferences are espeically rock and pop- I am really interested in your country, maybe you can send me some recommdantions. :)
am adama from sierra leone
just awake and on my way to church
What is a KISS ? In view of .......GEOMETRY ; Kiss is da shortest distance between 2 lips ! ECONOMICS ; Kiss is a good or commodity, 4 which demand is always higher than supply ! HISTORY ;Kiss is da greatest war between 2 lips ! CHEMISTRY ; Kiss is da fastest reaction btwn two lips without any catalyst ! MORALS ;Kiss is da filinz 2 pple xprez 2 each oda 4 da luv & fun of it ! so what will u say kiss is by XPERIMENT ?
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